broccoli v. pharmaceuticals

First of all broccolli? bracoli? broughcollie? Eek coli! I mean thank god for spell check. Whereas Pharmaceuticals, well it couldn't be spelled any other way. Eh? A beauty of a word. It comes from the pharm. It wears a suit, which suits. It tickles! Brocolli. Ew! Even salt and butter no longer help, not for me. And you have to wash it. No butter on my pharmaceuticals, no salt -- and by golly gosh no wash! Pure pharm fresh the way the Indians intended. Untouched by human hands mostly. Wash em down with a nice Cab. Or Perrier if you prefer. The bro collie is liable to come right back up. Without the sis collie. From the same litter probably.
Pharma has ma in it. Love ma. Yo yo, it's Ma! Ma's arm, her right arm which she bares, picking the detested brackooly down on the pharm. A ma will do whatever she must for your chicks. Or her chicks. No actually thats a hen. Ahem. The only question: Do the ceut pants have cuffs?
I'll need em. Bad.
Folks who like to eat broccoli: broccooligans. Those fond of pharmaceuticals: seriously now, who isn't?