Saturday, December 13, 2014

More 'What's Better?!"

Back by popular demand.....

What's worse?

Fleas or bees  (fleas)
corncobs or hay futures
hey or hay

See, What's Worse? is not as funny as "What's Better."   Try it yourself.

I guess what makes them funny is that some are what used to be called "category mistakes"(as in Aristotelian) and some are not.

lacking an appendix or lacking an index
or lacing a tenny shoe

Lacking a tenny shoe is not a category mistake, but lacing an index pretty much is.

your finger or my thumb

good brakes or bad breaks

I give up or I don't give up

This is silly or this is really really silly

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