Friday, February 27, 2015

Passwords

Please enter you Reader Username and Password before proceeding.

Thank you.

Now type the encrypted message:     #$%^)(*&^%$#%^&*(*&^%$%^&*()

Thank you.

You know, I respect the crap out of you, but I have to protect my sacred personal information from hackers, ex-wives, drug dealers and the government.

Oh, wait…  the government can get in just fine.

Good old government.

I actually love you all.   I have nothing to hide from anybody.   Do you hear???
In any case, we ALL are ONE.  What, haven't taken LSD?   Trust me, we're all one.
Privacy is highly overrated.

I'm old.  It took me about 3 hours today to circumvent my privacy protection merely to purchase a new telephone.   Of course, many of the basic functions of the phone are neutered by my failure to recall a mere 5 or 97 passwords.

Thank God my sacred data is inaccessible.
To everyone.

I had issues with my data.


No comments: