When all else files about you, remember, um, whatever you can remember about 

     "what's better" conundra.....n'est-ce pas?

What's better?............

Butter or A parking lot

Friends or Fiends 

Gruesome details or Grew just a single tail 

Feeling or Eating 

Eating or Spitting 

Working or Therapy 

saving the world or saving the whirl

Bread or Toast 

Being well-bred or Being, well, toast 

Funded or Founded 

Group sex or Cauliflower

What's that Smell? or I can't feel my hands

What's that smell? or Who is that smell ?

Indigenous or Just silly 

Big fat and juicy or Just juicy 

interstate or intestate 

Shrodingers cat or Shrodingers magazine subscription 

The end of the world as we know it or as we don't know it at all 

All my passwords or All my children 

All my children or "All my Children" 

Changing your will or Changing God's Will 

Joe Biden or Beethoven 

Donald Trump or Blondie 

Giving up or Taking down

A bass bow or a bass beau

sugary or surgery

somehow not as good as they were 10 years ago, are they.  But what is?   Ice cream, maybe.   and less of it please!  I will never give up, and I'm pretty sure I will never euthanize myself, because, ironically, the  youth in my family (what's the youth?) would be sad.  they would.  Plus, I'm not actually depressed.  Although I am a bit shorter, in stature.   Stature case, I say, and move on down de lion.  More likely I will set slowly in the West, because real estate in the East is out of reach, as well as out of sight, mind, and Texas.   Thank God Texas is still cool, not literally.    "Hottest year ever."   Turn off your sensors!   Won't matter where your son rises.

the past or the future

that is the question.