Monday, May 12, 2008

The Stuff you can Count on

ones and zeros
cheerios
applesauce and redi-whip
hair and grass to grow, up to a point
losers to be sore
winners to be sore
oboists to be wealthy
Oprah Winfrey
all computer operating systems equally
batteries
wars to fuck things up in mostly unpredictable ways

AND WHAT YOU SHOULD NOT COUNT ON:

people (they will come through in the end, but often you'll wish they had just stayed where they were)
wolves
religious people
atheists
corporate sucesses who write books that Oprah likes
live sound people
lists to be exhaustive
marijuana to always be okay
America to always be strong

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